Just for fun...Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Mallory needs ketchup on her burger.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Mallory looks like what Giselle should look like close up. (I have no idea who Giselle is. o.O)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Mallory Says His Bodyguard Isn't a Bodyguard. (I'm not a he! D:< )
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Mayor Mallory wants Cincinnati to recycle 50% more! (Apparently, I'm a mayor! Whoohoo! xDD)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Mallory does not have any Contacts at this time. (I'm bliiiiind! x.x I had a lot of "does not have" things. Apparently, I don't have much. xD)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Mallory Hates Boys and Gym (It sucks sharing a name with a character from the Babysitter's Club book series... Seriously, all of the searches I found were in relation to that particular book in the series. v.v; )
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Mallory asks Alex's help to join a sorority by going on a date with Sherry, a girl who promises that she will get her wish if... (If..? If what?! I MUST KNOOWW!)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Mayor Mallory Goes On Jimmy Kimmel Live. (Apparently, I'm a famous mayor. I wonder why I don't remember meeting Jimmy Kimmel... Huh...)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Mallory likes to tell the story of how Australian cotton shippers can put 112 bales into a container before a ship leaves the port. (Whoo, cotton! xD)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Mallory eats hearts 'n' brains. (o.o)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Mallory wears the Auria® behind-the-ear processor on each ear and goes about being her busy little self! (I'm a busy little bee! :3)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Mallory was arrested on June 9th and charged with two counts of burglary, criminal possession of a weapon, assault, unlawful imprisonment, criminal contempt, menacing and criminal mischief. (8| Jesus Christ... I belong in here, don't I?)
Q: Who do you tag?
WHOMEVER WANTS TO DO THIS! IT'S FUN! YOU SHOULD DO IT IF YOU GET AS BORED AS ME! 8D
Humor
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
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Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
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"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "
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Here I sit brokenhearted, tried to sh*t but only farted. - A bathroom stall wall
"What a long, strange trip it's been" - Grateful Dead
"The night is darkest just before the dawn" - Harvey Dent
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Announcer 1: "And here we are at the Ninja Pirate Dome! It's going to be an awesome fight, right Blake?"
Announcer 2: "My name is Frank."
A1: "Sure thing, Fred."
A2: "FRANK!"
A1: "Right you are Bob! And now, the fight begins!" *is shot*
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